Did you used to play a "TRUMPet"? Don't TRUMPets? Would you like to tell ALL of the TRUMPets to go fuck off?! Well HERE's YOUR RING!
*Please note, excessive rubbing or washing can cause ink to lighten or come out. In the event this happens, I will always guarantee a freshening of it for you, or (trade secret) grab a sharpie & mark it in!*